Laugh, You Will!

How do you know you’re a true STAR WARS fan?  You celebrate May 4th with corny jokes and movie-marathons!

Oh yes, I think I would be sent to the dog-house if I didn’t add a Star Wars themed post to celebrate this day!  My hubster and kids are big Star Wars fans!  Okay, okay … I must admit, I kinda like them too, even though it took me a few years into marriage.  Ha.

So, to celebrate this day of days, here are a few Star Wars jokes that we love …

And “May the FOURTH be with you!”  (Yes, I had to get that in there!)

 

Q: What program do Jedi use to view PDF files?
A: Adobe Wan Kenobi

 

Q: What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
A: Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

 

Q: What is a Jedi’s favorite toy?
A: A yo-yoda

 

Q: Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?
A: Darth Waiter

 

Q: What do you call a pirate droid?
A: Arrrrr2-D2

Q: What do you call potatoes that have turned to the Dark side?
A: Vader Tots

 

Q: Where does Qui-Gon keep his jam?
A: In a Jar-Jar.

 

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader?
A: An ele-Vader.

 

Q: Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon?
A: The ship might crack up.

 

Q: What did Obi Wan say to Luke when he tried to eat bantha pie with a spoon?
A: “Use the FORK, Luke.”

 

Q: Why was yoda such a good gardener?
A: He had a green thumb!

 

Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing?
A: At the Darth Maul

 

Q: Why shouldn’t you ask yoda for money?
A: Because he’s always a little short

 

Q: What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?
A: A Sith-Kabob!

 

Q: How is Ducktape like the Force?
A: It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.

 

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